ClownSexual 

ClownSexual is that u love Clowns,and that does not direcpect and belong to the LGBT+community!! its just for me:)

Friend:so u like Clowns huh?
Me:yup I love them im clownsexual jk

ClownSexual by Clownyismineubitch January 26, 2021

clopsexual 

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)

clopsexual by lwils April 8, 2016

cornsexual

A sexual attraction to corn

Stop fucking the corn you cornsexual.

cornsexual by joshyex May 8, 2008

Crowsexual 

Sexually attracted to crowgenders or sexual behaviour similar to that of crows

I identify as Crowsexual

Crowsexual by Crowsexual Queen September 17, 2019

Consexual Physics

The study of phyiscs in relation to sex. Consexual Physics is the analgous situation for a real life physics application in terms of sex. Currently research is under way for classical phyiscs equations, but progress in underway in quantam mechanics. Researchers are often deemed rude or brash, but scientific progress is the highest motivation. Similar to Copernicus or Galilei, consexual physics scientists are visionaries on the path to revolutionize our understanding of the sexual world we live in.

Physics Waves:
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.

Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.

Consexual Physics by Planck Position June 14, 2011

Clownosexual

A sexual orientation in which a male is sexually attracted to cake faces and plastic fantastic women. He is repulsed by the sight of a natural woman.

Why do so many people hate on clownosexuals as being superficial and shallow? Some people happen to lose it at the smell of fresh collagen, it is like an aphrodisiac! They have an appreciation of the art behind real life human caricatures Chemical paint and new technology body sculpting is art on humans!

Clownosexual by van.de.la.savane February 26, 2015

consexual

1. sexual contact existing or made by mutual consent
2. a sexual identifier indicating a preference for mutually consensual sexual contact

"I am a consexual bisexual. Would you like to make out?"

consexual by Sexual Assault SupportServices August 10, 2009