Clogen

A person that sucks dick everyday

A dick sucking faggot. Someone that sucks dick is a Clogen

by Ryan Fernandez April 28, 2017

Clopening

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

by MadFocus November 27, 2012

No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

by FP913 January 4, 2012

clopen

Clopen is the act of closing at work one day and opening the next day.

Dude, Monday and Tuesday are gonna suck because I have to pull a clopen. I'm off at midnight and have to be back in at 8.

by JK651 January 9, 2007

clopen

In retail closing shifts often end between 9 and midnight and opening shifts start between 7 and 9 am. A clopen is a portmanteau of closing one night and then opening the next morning, thus having as little as eight hours to eat, sleep, and shower between shifts. Depending on the kind of retail and the hours involved, clopens can be a mild annoyance or a brutal test of human endurance.

I'd love to hang out tomorrow night, but I'm clopening, so I won't get home until midnight and then need to be up at six am~

by DexRicon July 7, 2009

CLOGNIFFS

Clogniffs, ADJ: A word expressing disgust, dissapproval and/or discontent. Started as that funny noise made by a person clearing their throat, and became a derivation of words such as chhh, what the..., or ewwww.

Example 1:

Danny: Um, Morgan just flaked again, he always does that.

Pablo: Clogniffs...

by rockstar myers November 4, 2011

clomentional

A word I made up. It means whatever the hell I want it to mean at the moment I use it.

-Redhermit, 2020

"Hmm, Tony isnt being very clomentional today is he?"

Or

"That car is non-clomentional"

Again, It means whatever I say it means.

by Redhermit October 17, 2020