Clobi 

A clobi is a very special person. Clobi's are very unique in their own way and their behavior might seem a bit weird and mobfer-haft to you at first, but once you get to know them you'll learn to love them (as much as possible). If you get your hands on a clobi, make sure to hold them tight because they like to run away with their short little legs. They are often short, blonde, have blue eyes and NEVER fall on the stairs at the school cafeteria.

Person 1: Wow bro, did you see that Clobi fall on the stairs by the school cafeteria?
Person 2: No bro, Clobis don't do that.

Clobi by anonymous February 5, 2022

Clob 

Slays out. Clob is in

That outfit is really clob

Clob by Yellowdeli July 30, 2023

cloniversary 

the anniversary (applies to weekly, monthly, and yearly) of biscuit and gravy’s cloning incident

“That would make it the 4-week cloniversary”

“Why do I like the word ‘cloniversary’ so much?”

cloniversary by Olau Alexa Clone March 30, 2022

Jacob Clohisy 

A man who constantly works out with 0 gains.

Dude, I hope my effort at the gym doesn't turn me into a Jacob Clohisy.

Jacob Clohisy by MrCrackers99 February 12, 2019

clobber 

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering 

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

fuck clobbering by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011