"I thought I'd pick up some champagne and a cigar to celebrate my Caniversary - one year ago today!" said Terry.
"Screw You- I still can't believe you got 18 months salary to leave that piece of crap job especially when you were going to quit anyway!" said Larry.

Caniversary by bingo lingo January 24, 2010

canniversary

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.

"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"

canniversary by seoladair February 5, 2009

Word of the Day on February 9, 2009

canniversary

The yearly celebration of a person's first time trying or enjoying cannabis in some form. Sometimes celebrated by sharing one's cannabis or paraphernalia with members of their smoking community (reddit.com/trees, for example). Can also be celebrated with cannabis-infused space cake with candles.

Also, just another reason to get together with your stoner friends and get baked. Not to be confused with 4/20, the annual holiday that celebrates pot culture in general.

Miles invites his stoner circle over to his house every year at 4:20 on July 5th to celebrate his canniversary with them. They usually bring him gifts of rolling papers, a dub sack, and next year, they're going to Amsterdam for his canniversary!

canniversary by Milesabove July 6, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026