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chiptease 

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.
I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!
chiptease by catrap August 4, 2011

clicktease 

When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.
"Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!"
clicktease by Whitney R. April 17, 2007

clit tease 

A male who taunts a female with sex, who then, for whatever reason, abstains from engaging in sexual relations with said female.
clit tease by Laurel Marie July 14, 2007

clittage 

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"

clittens 

Kittens born to a cloned cat. (Coined by comedian Craig Ferguson on CBS's "The Late Late Show," 15 December 2006.)
What do you call a clone's kittens? Clittens?...Clittens! I'm such a cunning linguist.
clittens by Mark Hertzog December 17, 2006

cunttease 

Similar to cocktease, only the girl is being led to believe that she stands a chance with the guy or girl flirting with her
That cunttease went and bought me two shots and I ended up sleeping with his friend when he went home with another girl.
cunttease by COLsass June 10, 2005