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cunttease 

1) the rare case in which a guy flirts with a girl and hints at a desire to have sex with her only to back out when approached with the offer

2) male version of a cocktease...but worse cuz it's a guy who should tap that if he can
"OMG! Devon is such a cunttease! Every time I think we're gonna have sex, he totally pussies out!"
cunttease by FMGplz October 2, 2008

cunt-tease

Male version of a cocktease. He flirts with girls, excites them and wont give em any.

Other names,

Pussytease
Snatchtease
Poontease
Poontangtease
Vaginatease
Bitchtease

The list goes on.
He rubs me up and down but never goes to the candy store!
cunt-tease by Frustrated September 29, 2003

cuntweasel 

1. the ultimate cunt; 2. a total asshole
I cannot believe you told my ex that I cheated on him. You're a total cuntweasel.
cuntweasel by Intervocalic July 11, 2005

cuntweasel 

someone who steals your work or ideas
Those cuntweasels stole my idea for a study!
cuntweasel by elorad March 17, 2009

cunttosser 

Another term for a "player".

Meaning: he has one cunt, tosses it, goes to the next.
Girl 1: "God he's cute what's his name?"
Girl 2: "Oh don't bother with him, he's such a cunttosser."
cunttosser by NotMyRealNamr November 1, 2015

Cunttage 

Thats some major Cunttage bro!
Cunttage by BigEazy1088 May 15, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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