clicktease

When a website or website link leads you to believe you will be seeing pornography or some other sexual material, when in fact this offer is false or misleading.

"Man, I thought that email was totally my ticket to free porn, but it ended just being home loans and pay sites! What a clicktease!"

by Whitney R. April 17, 2007

reverse clicktease

like clicktease it is deceptive. unlike clicktease, it leads you to believe you are NOT going to see porn. usually, reverse clicktease leads to gay porn.

reverse clicktease is an easy way to get banned from forums, mmorpgs, and the like.

by 005david August 25, 2007

clockweasel

In chess and other timed games, to 'clockweasel' is to hang on with an otherwise lame game in hope that the opponent's clock will expire and give you an ignoble victory. Common techniques of clockweaseling in chess include deliberately sacrificing pieces to cause the opponent to consume precious time in the sheer biomechanics of picking up your pieces.

Varoudi clockweaseled Kjerdorf out of a brilliant game at Weatherstone's. Varoudi started sacking with ten seconds left on Kjerdorf's clock and Kjerdorf fell for it.

by Mo Dixley September 2, 2005

clocktease

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.

Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.

by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

cockteasery

cockteasery is a term used to define a female counterpart jesting in a sexually explict manner

Stop your cockteasery woman, your making me horny. And I know you arent doing it to have sex.

by OEF_lilpsyberPUNK December 29, 2004

Katy Cocktease

A pseudonym for singer Katy Perry. Named for her legendary ability to show as much of her large breasts as possible without giving up the goods. Popularised by Egotastic website.

Damn I just saw the new Katy Cocktease video, when will she just saw those things.

by oldkingclancy March 19, 2011

cocktease

A girl who flirts with a guy and pretends to put out but when the time comes she won't.

Sherrie was such a cocktease, she came on to Chad but wouldn't put out

by Niki January 16, 2003