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clittage 

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"
Words you can keep

clittage cheese 

a clit that looks all saggy and bumpy like a fleshy form of cottage cheese.
that chick last night had clittage cheese dude!

Horse clottage 

Exhaust from an Amish buggy.
That buggy is letting out some serious horse clottage.
Horse clottage by Sugarcreek January 25, 2020

clottage cheese 

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL
ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.
clottage cheese by who dat January 8, 2005
Clitoral massage while having sex: stimulating the clitoris with your finger, leg or penis.
"She needed some clitage to have an orgasm when we first had sex."
Clitage by contiusa September 23, 2009

Clottage cheese 

When a woman has discharge from a yeast infection at the same time as she is menstruating... resulting in blood tinged discharge similar to the consistency of cottage cheese
Charlie was offended by the scent of my clottage cheese. So I went to the gynecologist and got medicine for my yeast infection.
Clottage cheese by Super bowl Sarah February 5, 2017
a verb coming from the word clit. Meaning to have sexual intercourse.
If u want to ask a mate whether he has had sex with a girl you ask: was there some clitage?
clitage by Patel January 14, 2004
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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