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Clitssage 

The act of one performing a massage to one's clitoris using their fingers.
"Hey baby, I'm on my way home, I'm getting excited to get a clitssage from you tonight!"
Clitssage by BigHelzo February 7, 2015
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clittage 

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"
Related Words
Clitoral massage while having sex: stimulating the clitoris with your finger, leg or penis.
"She needed some clitage to have an orgasm when we first had sex."
Clitage by contiusa September 23, 2009
A disease with cause your clit to sag.
Every old women has clitsag.
clitsag by Pimpin dem grannies June 11, 2006

clitorage 

means gettin pussy
scorin sum cunt
finally gettin sum action
shaggin sum1 except ur hand
r u eva gonna get any clitorage
clitorage by ur name March 2, 2005

Cliterage 

Over exposure of a female's chest. This term is usually told by uneducated people.
That girl's small shirt shows alot of her Cliterage.
Cliterage by Notmyrealname22 July 28, 2010

clitshake 

If you put your palm on the clit of a girl and move it around, it's called a clit shake:)
Clitshake is kinda a weird term, but it makes good sense.
clitshake by vinegarbacon June 30, 2015
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