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a verb coming from the word clit. Meaning to have sexual intercourse.
If u want to ask a mate whether he has had sex with a girl you ask: was there some clitage?
clitage by Patel January 14, 2004
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a collection of photos or memorabilia related to the clittoral area
a clitage is to collect photos or memorabilia or to make an album of items related to the female clitoris
Clitage by roryaquila February 19, 2013

clitaberry 

When you wipe back to front and a ball of shit collects on your clitoris.
I was going down on this girl and she had the biggest clitaberry I’ve ever seen.
clitaberry by Clitaberry October 11, 2021

clittage 

1. when an erect penis rubs back and forth like playing a violin along the clitoris.

2. when any object or body part rubs the clit in the aforementioned fashion.
1. "Aww baby, that clittage was incredible last night..."

2. "I was in the club and got some mad clittage!"
BITCHES

When used with predictive text on cellular devices, citager is displayed when the word bitches is typed.

The plural of citag.
Bit Griffin: JESUS CHRIST, look at those citager bowling!!!

Terry Gantner: I know! That bald citag has an incredible keyster!!!

Bit Griffin: I've knocked the bottom out of one of those citags, but I'd love to knock the bottom out of ALL of those citager!

clittage cheese 

a clit that looks all saggy and bumpy like a fleshy form of cottage cheese.
that chick last night had clittage cheese dude!
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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