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clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority
I have a clintonizer for a boss.
clintonizer by kbabe87 October 23, 2008

clitorizer 

One who has mastered the art of manipulating the clitoris in such a way to cause the female to orgasm uncontrollably.
Jeremy is so good with his mouth on the ladies that he call himself the clitorizer, causing them to climax in 18 seconds flat!
clitorizer by redblurstang December 31, 2009

Clitoriste

A lady who likes gettin' it on with other ladies.
Well hello there Tardy McLatepants, who's this fetching young clitoriste friend of yours?
Clitoriste by Luneric January 22, 2009

chiptonite 

A term used to describe a chip that is so good, you cannot say no to it.

First coined by Ty Jordan on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary!
Keep those Old Dutch chips away from me! I cannot contain myself around them, they are my chiptonite!
chiptonite by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 26, 2022

clintonitis 

The disease you must have to support Hillary Clinton.
"How the hell could you support Hillary Clinton? She wants to pull out of Iraq without even cleaning up our mess."

"Dawwh.. I got dis ting, clintonitis."
clintonitis by ryanmeebs February 18, 2008
Skilled and/or learned in the use of the clitoris.
All the girls think John is very clitorate, as he gives frequent and powerful orgasms.
clitorate by UberClitorate January 2, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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