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Cliteroach 

a cockroach with a vagina/pussy/clit
"what is that? is it a cockroach or a cliteroach?"
"turn it over and see "
"its got a vagina/pussy/clit. its a cliteroach"
"cool bro, cool"
Cliteroach by dilflord January 9, 2023
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Cliteracy 

The ability to "read" a woman, it is an essential skill for any man to possess in a relationship. A cliterate man is one who has an "in depth" understanding of the cliterary arts.
In a standard university, chemistry students tend to have lowest cliteracy rate.
Cliteracy by Skrow January 21, 2009
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Cliteracy 

The art of being knowledgeable and skilled in the workings and details of female anatomy.

Noun: Cliteracy, cliterature
Adjectives: Cliterate (opposite - icliterate)
Verb: to cliterate
Nick: I managed to find her G-spot while stimulating her clitoris and caressing her left breast, resulting in my near drowning in cum.

Andrew: Respect! Your cliteracy levels have increased. You have been indulging in much cliterature.

knowledgeable skilled literate sex female squirt
Cliteracy by Captain Squirt October 31, 2010

cliteracy 

1. The quality or state of being cliterate, especially the ability to navigate the clitoris based on an understanding that it is fundamental to the female orgasm.

2. Fluency in clinguistics. A person well versed in clinguistic pedagogy.

3. Epistemic grasp of the precise anatomy, function, complexity, and internal and external scale of the clitoris discovered by Dr. Helen O'Connell in 1998.

4. The applied knowledge that female orgasms are not a happenstance, rather they are easily and predictably created with a basic understanding of female sexual anatomy

5. Far from a "little hill" as its Greek derived name kleitoris implies, the clitoris is more like a mountain, easily ten times bigger than the average person realises.
Tom wasn't lying when he said he had cliteracy. He made his girlfriend orgasm back-to-back!
cliteracy by unknownsoup October 21, 2018

Cliteracy 

The ability to locate and identify the clitoris
The cliteracy rate in males is abyssmal
Cliteracy by spacephil March 16, 2018

Cliteracy 

To be well versed in all things clitoral. To possess an oral mastery of the clitoris, implying a much deeper knowledge than the ability to merely find it.
At first I wasn't sure things would work out with Charlie, but his cliteracy won me over.
Cliteracy by Powersnatch June 26, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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