Guy 1: I lost my dorm keys and also locked my phone in my room so I had to sleep in the hallway.
Guy 2: So bad!
Guy 1: But guess what, the next day I woke up and realized I was on the wrong floor!
Guy 2: EXTREME ABYSMALITY for you!!!
Andrew Gower became tired of smacking his vigina so he created a weapon to punish naughty players who break rules. Soon players found that you can use this weapon as a disciplinary measure to give wilderness newbs a elegant spanking. Also may be used as a rope to decorate newbs on gallows.
"Dam... that whip spanked me so hard that I fell off my chair!.. I hope I didn't leave a shit stain on his Abyssal whip"