Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dilflord

Count Vanillula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"

when you flibber off while she giving you sloppy toppy

"yo he flibbersnopped at me last night"
"bro i gonna flibbersnop her"

"what is that? is it a cockroach or a cliteroach?"
"turn it over and see "
"its got a vagina/pussy/clit. its a cliteroach"
"cool bro, cool"

Cliteroach by dilflord January 9, 2023

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

Thirst trapped so hard you get shocked

"Damn she hot. i just got thirstslapped"

Thirstslap by dilflord November 30, 2022