dilflord's definitions

keyboard humper

someone who is sexually attracted to typing, keyboards, and the letter S

stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys

by dilflord January 3, 2023

Cliteroach

a cockroach with a vagina/pussy/clit

"what is that? is it a cockroach or a cliteroach?"
"turn it over and see "
"its got a vagina/pussy/clit. its a cliteroach"
"cool bro, cool"

by dilflord January 9, 2023

Thirstslap

Thirst trapped so hard you get shocked

"Damn she hot. i just got thirstslapped"

by dilflord November 30, 2022

Flibbersnop

when you flibber off while she giving you sloppy toppy

"yo he flibbersnopped at me last night"
"bro i gonna flibbersnop her"

by dilflord July 17, 2023

Count Vanillula

the white man's count chocula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"

by dilflord July 17, 2023