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Clintoned 

To be killed under suspicious circumstances after being involved with or or eye-witnessing clandestine or nefarious activity.
The former business associate of the local crime family got Clintoned on his way to the courthouse to testify against them.
Clintoned by vududady August 18, 2016

Clintoned 

Verb: To murder someone and make it look like a suicide.
Synonym: Hillaried
Guy: "Crooked Hillary was the worst presidential candidate in modern history."
Me: "Be careful, you might get Clintoned for saying something like that."
Clintoned by thebearpokedback October 7, 2019

Clintoned 

When a person that has crucial information that can incriminate the Clintons is murdered and arranged in such a way that makes it look as if they commited suicide.
Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoned. Stop talking about pedo island or you might get Clintoned.
Clintoned by @ilDonaldoTrumpo June 19, 2021

El Clintono 

A cigar that has been inserted into a woman's vagina before being smoked.
Dude, you still smokin' them El Clintonos?
El Clintono by Jake in NYC October 26, 2005

Clintontitus 

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.
Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.
Clintontitus by Tbtguess November 6, 2016

Clintoncide 

Clintoncide (Noun): A word used to describe someone who had a connection to the Clintons and mysteriously died.
Jeffrey Epstein was Clintoncided.