clerky 

Somebody who is obnoxiously nerdy, awkward and nauseously upbeat. They usually dress like they are from the 80’s and wear raper glasses (see: raper glasses). They are also extremely oblivious to what they look like to other people, and actually believe that they are seriously “cool”.

Napoleon Dynamite’s brother is super clerky

clerky by Sahar & Juju Arab!! April 14, 2010

courtesy clerk 

A job for High school kids which consists of; cleaning the store, cleaning the bathrooms, collecting carts, sweeping the store,and giving customer assistance-for very little pay.

The courtesy clerk fell down on frozen aisle, while doing his sweep.

courtesy clerk by T_T March 22, 2009

clarky cat 

A ficticious drug from Brass Eye

"For the last time, I don't know what Clarky Can IS!"
"No, CAT!... Clarky CAT!... The stuff that you chew!"

clarky cat by eViLegion January 25, 2005

clarky cat 

Clarky cat is a made up drug in the same class as other imaginary drugs such as yellow bentines or triple sub it can be bought from any boz boz on the streets of urban britain, as with other imaginary drugs when you approach the boz there is an elaborate verbal dance that you need to go through with them as they pretend not to know what you are talking about, but perseverance is the key here.

Hi are you the boz boz, ahh good, do you have any yellow bentines, or triple sub, or if not any clarky cat, it has to be good though as i don't want to end up like a piano dentist, or even worse go all blutie and take a quack candle and my arms to feel like a coupe of fortnights in a bad ballon, you arn't holding any clarky cat, then give me a TB of brown and a teenth of cake.

clarky cat by andy mackay May 22, 2006

clerty 

A word used to descibe something that is not dirty but not exactly clean. usualy clothes.

this shirt is clerty i only wore it for a few hours

clerty by Missy McCullough January 11, 2008

Clerks 

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

Clerks by Qbert May 15, 2004

Clerks II 

The sequel to Kevin Smith's classic 1994 Indie film about a day in the life of 2 convenience store clerks. This movie find our characters, Dante and Randal, working for the fast-food chain "Moobys" after Randal leaves the coffee pot on at the Quick Stop, torching the entire building. Where the original movie was a classic in the Indie scene, Clerks II takes a step away from the Independent classic that spawned it and turns into a full-blown comedy which, surprisingly, is full of laughs and heart.

I saw Clerks II at 7:45 PM on opening night. It was the best 7:75 I've spent in over a year.

Clerks II by Collin Jones July 22, 2006