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Legendary Clean Wipe 

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.
It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.

Clean Wipe 

When your mom is about to check your phone so you wipe everything bad on it
"yo dude you should clean wipe those porn tabs" "why?" "cause your mom going to check your phone later"
Clean Wipe by Cloudsy May 13, 2020

the wipe and clean

When u get a wet wipe and shove it up ur dick hole to clean out all the sin
To shawty we gon get so nasty imma have to do the wipe and clean afterwards

wipe the slate clean 

To put old grievances aside and start over
guy; Hey buddy lets just wipe the slate clean , it's over.
wipe the slate clean by Goatscheese November 26, 2015

Wipe the slate clean 

A plan by Father Elijah to destroy the NCR & Legion,by unleashing the Sierra Madre's technology upon the wasteland,such as the cloud.
"Sources of food, supplies, medical assistance, ammo, make more collars, even print currency! Make a nation. The Cloud allows me to wipe the slate clean."

cleanwipe 

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.
cleanwipe by Jake November 8, 2003
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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