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Second Classer 

A term coined by and for the most pathetic crowds of habbohotel
"brooooo l0vrs is such a second classer"
Second Classer by no1care May 5, 2010
A Clauser is a person who believes in the power of Claus-The-Man-Of-God. Most of the Clausers live in Clausania, the land of extreme randomness. To become a Clauser, you have to first become a citizen of Clausania, which is extremely hard. Once you become a citizen, you have to spend 1 year living under the Clausanian bridges. Next, you have to pass a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes about random knowledge. Next, you have to be shot by Claus. If you survive, then there is a possibility of you becoming a Clauser. If you are a Clauser, your monthly salary is going to increase by 90% in Clausania.
Random Person #1: Hiiiii!
Random Person #2: Ewwww don't talk to me, you are not a Clauser
Clauser by Random Claus May 24, 2020
meaning one hot man....or a boy with a huge wang that girls hang on constantly
That Clauser guy is sooo cute!
clauser by Jut December 5, 2004

Clawbered 

when one drinks a case of white claws by themselves and cant remember what happened
Bro I got so clawbered last night I heard I punched a donkey and banged a beagle after way to many white claws.
Clawbered by Court51 July 27, 2019
A awesome, yet rare breed of unicorn with purple fur and a black mane. Often known to make strange noises and movements, they are generally avoided by the other breeds of unicorns. However, the other members of their heard loves the Cawser. Cawser's are famous for mating with Kevin's.
"Look at that Cawser! I never thought I'd see one!"

"Careful, don't disrupt her, she's doing her mating dance for Kevin!"
Cawser by Potassium7 September 4, 2011
A lower-working class person who betrays his or her class by behaviour or consumption. They believe their actions are perfectly normal but to others, these actions immediately identify their class of origin. Typically a classer betrays their lower working class origins through poor taste, bad haircut, absurdly rough accent or stupid ideas.
Look at that total classer! He thinks that walking around with his fat gut hanging over his trousers and shouting at his ugly girlfriend is normal behaviour
classer by Drabux November 28, 2010