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A Clauser is a person who believes in the power of Claus-The-Man-Of-God. Most of the Clausers live in Clausania, the land of extreme randomness. To become a Clauser, you have to first become a citizen of Clausania, which is extremely hard. Once you become a citizen, you have to spend 1 year living under the Clausanian bridges. Next, you have to pass a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes about random knowledge. Next, you have to be shot by Claus. If you survive, then there is a possibility of you becoming a Clauser. If you are a Clauser, your monthly salary is going to increase by 90% in Clausania.
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Get the clauser mug.Bro I got so clawbered last night I heard I punched a donkey and banged a beagle after way to many white claws.
by Court51 July 27, 2019
Get the Clawbered mug.A awesome, yet rare breed of unicorn with purple fur and a black mane. Often known to make strange noises and movements, they are generally avoided by the other breeds of unicorns. However, the other members of their heard loves the Cawser. Cawser's are famous for mating with Kevin's.
"Look at that Cawser! I never thought I'd see one!"
"Careful, don't disrupt her, she's doing her mating dance for Kevin!"
"Careful, don't disrupt her, she's doing her mating dance for Kevin!"
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Look at that total classer! He thinks that walking around with his fat gut hanging over his trousers and shouting at his ugly girlfriend is normal behaviour
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