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Cartinese 

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.
What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

“Nigga you’re not carti.”
Cartinese by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020
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cartinese 

friend: “Yo you speak cartinese?”
me: “£€¥!!!¥££¥¥£££!!!”
cartinese by fuckingrard03 January 9, 2019

cartinese 

The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.
Friend: Yo bro, wya?
Me: *speaking cartinese* !omw/* ok ! / * slaTT
cartinese by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019

Cartinese 

Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.
~Cartinese transcript~

“lyngabaderoi

longifuhbounoi

neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini

slimeyup”
Cartinese by soggycrackers June 14, 2019

Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday
Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021