Clarkston

Forbes magazine ranks Clarkston in the top 8 for best cities to live. Kid Rock, Bob Segar, and Hott moms would also agree. The partys, the ladies, and the bud are top of the line. Coach K.R. is the shit and the football team is legit as they continue to refuse to take steroids (cough lake orion) and have strong seasons year in and year out. So if you dont live in Clarkston you probably have a shitty life and might want to reconsider the choices you have made. Clarkston..... its pure michigan!!!!

Someone who doesnt live here: I am so bored

Kid from Clarkston: thats because you dont live in clarkston you dumb motherf*****

Clarkston by POORKIDFROMCLARKSTONHA August 6, 2011

Clarkston

A town full of a bunch of wimps who don't know how to party.

Hey did u see that guy who got beat up in the parking lot ?

Yeah, he must be from clarkston.

Clarkston by Blobbies22 April 4, 2011

clarkston

A town where sexy men who have HUGE PENISES live. The best place in the world to find them. A place inhabited by sex gods.

"i'm going to Clarkston to find more guys like Mark and Edward"
"We met in clarkston, you know?"
"they might be dorks, but they're from clarkston!"

clarkston by edacious October 9, 2008

Clarkston High School

This the place where you will find people on their knees in the bathroom AND students drinking vodka at seven am. The high in high school is put to emphasis here; as many of our students are potheads. Additionally, we have a bunch of athletes (mostly blonde) who would love to take you out. Hockey boys all wear the same hat, and the football boys will ask you to a dance and have sex with another girl in the locker room. Luckily, the girls all look dress and act the same, so (unless you like the ones with ears) it shouldn't be hard to find one. Clarkston High School consists of many rigorous courses, but don't worry, you can always go and chat with your airhead councilor. If you're looking for some action, walk down to the band hall. Here you'll find students on the floor making out with masks on and dry humping each other (both examples are depressed). Theres also the balcony above the PAC to find these people. This is where you'll find couples taking naps together in the floor and a diversity of stains and graphiti all over everything. However, dont fret. Clarkston is not the worst place to be. When you graduate, there's a class so large you have to head to DTE in the sun to walk across a stage. It's all worth it to get a touch of the blow up genitals that students bring every single year. As Clarkston students graduate, I think it's safe to say they're all proud of saying where they came from. Even if where they came from was another Clarkston High School student in 1983.

“The students at Clarkston High School smell like pee”
“I got pregnant at Clarkston High School!”

Clarkston High School by sadstudent March 3, 2022

Clarkston High School

A high school located in Clarkston Michigan. It is said that CHS is full of a bunch of "rich bitches" that only wear Hollister and Abercrombie, which is true. You tend to be this way until you reach Junior year and then quickly change to wearing things you buy from Pink and become obsessed with Vera Bradley. Iphones are also very common at CHS. If you don't have an iphone by 8th grade, you are likely to possess one soon,or at least before you graduate. If that doesn't happen you have an ipod touch. If neither of the previously stated facts apply to you, or you don't own anything that Apple has supplied in the last 6 months, you don't belong at CHS. You should transfer. The only thing worse than the stuck up girls is the cocky, athletic boys. If you don't play Football, you play Basketball, and if you don't play basketball, you are a poser. Most guys are also gamers too. Every guy plays a video game that in nearby towns, would be classified as nerdy, but girls here are used to it and know that they will never get anything better unless they leave Clarkston. Friday nights are for football games and Saturday morning you will find many high schoolers at Leos, most of them looking like they just rolled out of bed. If you haven't been in this situation, you are a high class bitch that only goes to LA Cafe and listens to open mic night on Friday evenings and drinks low fat mocha lattes. If you are from CHS, you know you stay in Clarkston, because you won't fit anywhere else.

Cory Smith- Dude, we need to destroy those Dragons tonight, plus, we all know fire isn't the only thing they blow...

Mitch Jonhson- Dude, that joke is so old, no one from Clarkston High School says that anymore....

or

Lauren Smith- Oh. My. God. Did you see the iphone 4g, lets totally take a trip to Somerset, so we can shop at Apple, Pink! and Vera, I need a new bag.

Katlyn Jonhson- Let's go, can we stop at T. Smooth first though, just got a text and smoothies are buy one get one free. I def need to get the Beach Bum white Chocolate again with Splenda, or the Bahama Mama, both are so good.

Clarkston High School by Gagagagagagagagaga August 11, 2010

Clarkston, WA

A small skidmark (versus the more commonly used "large shithole" when describing places, i.e. cities in general terms) on the rarely-worn underwear of skanky, std ridden, backwater Washington, across the Snake river from "scenic and beautiful Lewiston, ID". Crackhead central of the Northwest, where sober-living homes are oft-converted into meth labs. Part of Asotin County, once considered "most stds per capita" in American cities, second now only to Grangeville, ID.

I was going to go home to the valley, but then I remembered the valley consists of Clarkston, WA and Lewiston, ID.

Clarkston, WA by lcvgetslow April 2, 2011

Clarkston Drift 

1. When any certain individual attempts to drift a corner on ice, esp. in Clarkston, MI, and fails epicly.

"Man, on the way here, I pulled a total Clarkston Drift and killed my Dakota!"
"Why?"
"Killer roach brah!"

Clarkston Drift by IDontBeliveInTheParadoxysauris February 25, 2009