The act of completely messing everything up. When dancing, the dancer will miss the beat completely. When telling a joke, the joke teller will completely miss the punch line.
To wear regular clothes in lieu of a spandex costume and cape. Derived from the HanoverSuperman of Hanover, PA (Scotty Bolton), who regularly goes out on the town in a Superman costume and/or Superman cape. Examples of his wardrobe can be found at myspace.com/hanoversuperman. On the rare occasion that he is seen in regular clothes, he is said to be dressed as Clark Kent (in disguise from his Superman persona).
"Hey look there's Scotty. He doesn't have the suit on tonight, he must be Clarkin' it!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*