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Clarking it 

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.
Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!
Clarking it by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008
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clarking it 

the act of vomitting on a colleagues face, and in their pitcher, while at an indoor social gathering
Ian: DUDE did you just see Lindsay Lohan clarking it on Robbies face and in his pitcher, the bouncers are pissed
clarking it by captains of claxton October 1, 2011

Clarking It

When the bowl or joint is smoked down to almost ash and you pass it to your boy who always shows up at the end of the rotation.
Bowl is getting low, anyone desire clarking it?
Clarking It by BurntCesar July 9, 2026

Clarkin' It 

The act of completely messing everything up. When dancing, the dancer will miss the beat completely. When telling a joke, the joke teller will completely miss the punch line.

Clarkin' It 

To wear regular clothes in lieu of a spandex costume and cape. Derived from the HanoverSuperman of Hanover, PA (Scotty Bolton), who regularly goes out on the town in a Superman costume and/or Superman cape. Examples of his wardrobe can be found at myspace.com/hanoversuperman. On the rare occasion that he is seen in regular clothes, he is said to be dressed as Clark Kent (in disguise from his Superman persona).
"Hey look there's Scotty. He doesn't have the suit on tonight, he must be Clarkin' it!"
Clarkin' It by Scotty Bolton October 28, 2007

Clorking it 

Hanging out with a group of people/chilling with friends.
I love clorking it, especially with Jay, Peter and Daphne.

We should clork more.

I love clorking with you guys.
Clorking it by Juligz June 2, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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