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Clarendon 

Clarendon is a school for little gays, the year 7 are loud as fuck, the year 8 block the corridors and think they are hard, the year 9 are all becoming slags, year 10 are slags and think they are cool by smoking weed and going to parties and the year 11s just don’t give a fuck tbh
Clarendon is a shit school
Clarendon by Mymum1234 November 25, 2019

Claremont 

A growing city of about 12,000 residents, in New Hampshire, littered with crooked cops, crooked doctors, drug dealers, STD's, and a Walmart.
My brothers case got thrown out when the cop got busted for fabricating evidence, that's so Claremont.
Claremont by trailertrash2006 September 24, 2018
Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!
"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."
clendon by diamondmiller May 8, 2014

Claremont McKenna

An extremely selective and prestigious liberal arts college in southern California. It is the thirteenth most selective college/ university in America. It has a 13% acceptance rate and is ranked 8th best liberal arts school in the nation. The students are stereotypically white, rich, smart, ambitious and many are athletic. The school's emphasis on leadership attracts proactive, pragmatic and well-spoken students. CMC's small size and relatively new creation makes it less well known than comparable schools. However, those who pay attention to collegiate rankings will know it.
"I met a Claremont McKenna student the other day."
"Cool!"
"Yea, she's smart, ambitious and athletic!"
"Wow, good steal."
Claremont McKenna by margaretwood December 20, 2012

claremont 

a rich highly educated suburban in east LA county
home to the prestigious claremont colleges aka "harvard of the west coast". dominated by people with advanced degrees and know what they're doing. a place where people look down on you if you work at mcdonalds. a place with lots of old money wealth, inherited wealth, blue blood.
dude, you're smart! you must be from claremont
claremont by claremonterrr February 21, 2009

claremont 

one of the most elitist city in southern california, where it is illegal for people to park their cars in front of their house at night, a place with too many police that have nothing to do but camouflages in the bushes waiting for speed drivers, a place where people think highly of themselves, a very left wing politics city (except north claremont), a place where mostly doctors, corporate executives, professors, and lawyers live, a place where 99% of the streets are set at speed limit of 25mph, a place where people cannot find fast food restaurants because its too rich for that, a place with an artsy and electric downtown where you find rich snobby people driving their mercedes, bentleys, bmws, and ferraris on the weekends to show it off, a place where most of the restaurants are upscale and overpriced, a place with a lot of old money

a city that claims it is the "jewel" of southern california, unlike no others..
a city that is TOO EXPENSIVE to live in, average home price is 750k + .. with the mansions up north ranging from 1-15 million dollars
a city that residents make over 100k a year
a city that has the best school systems in the nation
k-12 and also the claremont colleges are nationally ranked at the top of the best.
a place that every street is a tree lined street
i can't afford to live in claremont

you live in claremont, you must be a doctor?

the city of trees and phds
claremont by anonymous909 February 22, 2009

Claremont High School 

A school in the middle of a completely white city made up of "liberal", pretentious fuckboys and devils disguised as girls, where parties aren't rolled but still end at 10 and where wiggers rule the streets.
Wtf! You aren't gay and you go to Claremont High School
Claremont High School by fuxboi October 5, 2016
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