Somoene who lives in the Clarendon neighborhood of Arlington Virginia, and exhibits the hallmarks of a pretentious douchebag.

A typical Clarendouche wears brown flip-flops and/or goofy pork pie hats. Clarendouches often are homosexual and have annoying toy dogs that bark a lot.
Phil: Why are there so many tools in that restaraunt? Is the faggot convention in town?

Andrew: They are holding a $95 per person wine tasting event. Expensive and crappy wine draws a Clarendouche like flies to shit.
by TGEoA June 24, 2011
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