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Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!

"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."

clendon by diamondmiller May 8, 2014

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Don Clendon

When two people connect a tube between their assholes, and proceed to shit back and forth. The name is probably a reference to passing a cigar around.

Jimmy and I did a nice Don Clendon. I just loved the feeling of his poop inside my asshole.

Don Clendon by Ivana Kakenmee October 23, 2008

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Clenton

A fucking penguin lover that tells people he's good in Fun Run. Legend says his mom was the queen of the Penguins. A Clenton's purpose is to go to the North pole and meet his brothers.

Clenton played fun run and lost to The penguin masters.

Clenton by RocketMaster23649 September 13, 2020

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Long Crendon

A small village in the county of Buckinghamshire, in England. About 1,000 people live there. Other names: "Crendon" for short or "L.C Ghetto"

I am going to Long Crendon today

Long Crendon by LC Inhabitant May 10, 2011

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Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".

Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.

Clandoning by twinklez123 March 11, 2016

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crendon

A fucking asshole that is extremely into old rock bands and will be a fucking bitch to anyone who opposes hi

Fuck you crendon ac/dc is a good band .

crendon by GassedJew June 4, 2018

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clandonald

A hamelet just past the seed cleaning plant
And the home of Joan's muskrat

If your driving down the hiway and you pass the seed cleaning plant you've gone to far and you might run into Joan's muskrat in clandonald

clandonald by ArizonaBaby1981 April 10, 2023

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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