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Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!

"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."

clendon by diamondmiller May 8, 2014

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Don Clendon

When two people connect a tube between their assholes, and proceed to shit back and forth. The name is probably a reference to passing a cigar around.

Jimmy and I did a nice Don Clendon. I just loved the feeling of his poop inside my asshole.

Don Clendon by Ivana Kakenmee October 23, 2008

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Clenton

A fucking penguin lover that tells people he's good in Fun Run. Legend says his mom was the queen of the Penguins. A Clenton's purpose is to go to the North pole and meet his brothers.

Clenton played fun run and lost to The penguin masters.

Clenton by RocketMaster23649 September 13, 2020

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Long Crendon

A small village in the county of Buckinghamshire, in England. About 1,000 people live there. Other names: "Crendon" for short or "L.C Ghetto"

I am going to Long Crendon today

Long Crendon by LC Inhabitant May 10, 2011

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Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".

Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.

Clandoning by twinklez123 March 11, 2016

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crendon

A fucking asshole that is extremely into old rock bands and will be a fucking bitch to anyone who opposes hi

Fuck you crendon ac/dc is a good band .

crendon by GassedJew June 4, 2018

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clandonald

A hamelet just past the seed cleaning plant
And the home of Joan's muskrat

If your driving down the hiway and you pass the seed cleaning plant you've gone to far and you might run into Joan's muskrat in clandonald

clandonald by ArizonaBaby1981 April 10, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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