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Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!
"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."
clendon by diamondmiller May 8, 2014
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Don Clendon 

When two people connect a tube between their assholes, and proceed to shit back and forth. The name is probably a reference to passing a cigar around.
Jimmy and I did a nice Don Clendon. I just loved the feeling of his poop inside my asshole.
Don Clendon by Ivana Kakenmee October 23, 2008
A fucking penguin lover that tells people he's good in Fun Run. Legend says his mom was the queen of the Penguins. A Clenton's purpose is to go to the North pole and meet his brothers.
Clenton played fun run and lost to The penguin masters.
Clenton by RocketMaster23649 September 13, 2020

Long Crendon 

A small village in the county of Buckinghamshire, in England. About 1,000 people live there. Other names: "Crendon" for short or "L.C Ghetto"
I am going to Long Crendon today
Long Crendon by LC Inhabitant May 10, 2011

Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".
Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
Clandoning by twinklez123 March 11, 2016
A fucking asshole that is extremely into old rock bands and will be a fucking bitch to anyone who opposes hi
Fuck you crendon ac/dc is a good band .
crendon by GassedJew June 4, 2018

clandonald 

A hamelet just past the seed cleaning plant
And the home of Joan's muskrat
If your driving down the hiway and you pass the seed cleaning plant you've gone to far and you might run into Joan's muskrat in clandonald
clandonald by ArizonaBaby1981 April 10, 2023
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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