clowndemic 

Clowndemic;
1. The act of mass spread hysteria of people becoming 'scary clowns'

2. The abnormal amount of clowns

3. The abnormal amount of lower IQ people walking around (1 to 45 is IQ range)

"The clowns are spreading and taking over! It's a clowndemic!"

clowndemic by Lord Ash-y January 29, 2021

Clowndick

Clowndick
adjective
1. Used to describe a person, thing, or idea that is obviously ridiculous; similar in usage to "clownshoes", but more vulgar and implies a higher level of absurdity. Most effective when used while the insulter or the insultee are drunk.

"Donald Trump's hair is clowndick."

Clowndick by JBlue515 February 7, 2013

clowndick

Pubic hairs that resemble a full head of hair on a clown usually used to tease a red haired kid.

Louie is such a clowndick.

Brandon don't talk you clowndick!

clowndick by dolan14 October 22, 2008

Clandemic 

An epidemic of infectious disease that takes over an entire family or household. Usually perpetuated from child to parent, and back again in a vicious, continuous cycle.

Does anyone know if Shad is going to be in today?

Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.

Clandemic by Meatcurtain April 30, 2010

clowndem 

A collective group of people who frequently embarass themselves by saying or doing stupid things.

Aight, Smiffy's clowndem innit, mans verbalising bare madnesses.

clowndem by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021

Clownomics

Clownomics
Noun
Clown·nom·ics
/ˈklaʊnˈnämiks,ˌˈklaʊnˈnämiks/

the branch of knowledge un-concerned with the production, consumption, and only concerned with transfer of wealth through instruments.
the condition of a region or group as it regards immaterial prosperity. Or the “belief” of intangible prosperity without tangibility to substantiate it.

Clownomics is an anti-social science concerned with the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services only through the manipulation of perception of value. It studies how individuals, businesses, governments, and nations make choices about how to allocate resources through the lens of intangible mediums and instruments of manipulation of markets through fiat currencies to devalue and manipulate markets for profit.

Clownomics is the science which studies human behaviour as a relationship between ends and scarce means and how it may be manipulated through the lense of fiat currencies to provide power and profit to a select few at the cost of the many.”

“The process of valuation resulting in the devolution of humanities perception through programing the psyche of individuals through constant bombardment of lies and blatantly untrue and leveraged data.''

“The end result of backward thinking of what is valuable not having intrinsic value and the resulting clown world economy that must constantly and consistently consume to sustain the misperception.”

If I were to give a bill of sale on my car and receive payment for that same car but not actually deliver this car to 100 different individuals=this would be illegal, but when the primary dealer banks for the FED sell the same ounce of Silver or Gold to hundreds of people and refuse to deliver and instead settle in cash at the market manipulated price they are "controlling the stability of the Market" this is pure Clownomics

Clownomics by BIGDADDYHOGNUTZ August 14, 2021