Mrs.C.Baird's definitions

Pearl Pusher

An additive to the saying “is there sand in your vagina” so to say pearl pusher means you’re so uptight the sand in your pussy is making pearls

Why do you have to be such a Pearl Pusher calm down

by Mrs.C.Baird November 16, 2019

Clamface

The female version of Dickface... where she's being such a cunt it shows on her face... usually spotted on a Karen's face while bitching at a manager

Look here get your upturned clamface the fuck out of here... your not my supervisor!

by Mrs.C.Baird August 11, 2023

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023