Definitions by Mrs.C.Baird

God's Poop Hole 

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

God's Poop Hole by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

hypnotized snail 

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

hypnotized snail by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

Clamface 

The female version of Dickface... where she's being such a cunt it shows on her face... usually spotted on a Karen's face while bitching at a manager

Look here get your upturned clamface the fuck out of here... your not my supervisor!

Clamface by Mrs.C.Baird August 11, 2023

Pearl Pusher 

An additive to the saying “is there sand in your vagina” so to say pearl pusher means you’re so uptight the sand in your pussy is making pearls

Why do you have to be such a Pearl Pusher calm down

Pearl Pusher by Mrs.C.Baird November 16, 2019