Skip to main content

Clamface 

The female version of Dickface... where she's being such a cunt it shows on her face... usually spotted on a Karen's face while bitching at a manager
Look here get your upturned clamface the fuck out of here... your not my supervisor!
Clamface by Mrs.C.Baird August 11, 2023
Words you can keep

CamFaced 

To be fucked up beyond function, or as fucked up as Cameron Ventura is on a regular basis.
Bro, I was so CamFaced on New Years Eve, I drank a whole pitcher of Evan Williams!
CamFaced by SpankDizm January 2, 2013
man, I hate that guy clayface!
clayface by rocco November 26, 2003
Someone who looks like a clamp / bulldog clip has squashed their face together. Usually refers to clampface or clampy
Did you see him?? he had a right clampface!!

Eww she looks clampy!
Clampface by megacool July 13, 2009

clam face 

used when referring to an ugly person, especially when their face resembles a large vagaina.
Man...that fag is such a clam face.
clam face by lattefairy January 29, 2004
second best is the joker
clayface by matt dold February 16, 2004
clayface1,2,3,etc...
clayface by mofer March 10, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
Next