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GARAGE GLAMOROUS

Rock Star styled clothes you'll only see on people like Russell Brand and Jack Sparrow. Involves lots of black or just dark colors, ripped jeans or just ripped clothing, and possibly leather, if you wanna go all the way add a little black eyeliner. NOT to be mistaken for gothic, emo or skater clothes. This is the LESS-DEPRESSING and MORE fashionable version of them.
Did you see Russell Brand on the Mtv awards last night?

Yea

Isn't he so Garage Glamorous!

glamorous 

What every girl on Myspace think she is, thanks to Fergie.
I'm glamourous! Glamourous! Glamorous! G-L-A-M-O-

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!
glamorous by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007

glamorous limp 

A self-delusional manner of referring to the permanent limp one has been left with subsequent to an accident or birth defect.
"I respectfully invite members of the Board to contact me to g-limp (glamorous limp) the neighborhood and clear up the confusion."
glamorous limp by rei_saru April 25, 2008

glamorous 

artificially good-looking: dressed or made up to be good-looking, especially in a high-fashion manner
glamorous models strutting down the runway
glamorous by lankies September 6, 2005
To bejewel a periodic table
Damn she looking elaborius
Elaborius by Ashtonce January 9, 2021

Blamorous 

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help
Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.
Blamorous by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022