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Someone who goes down on a girl.

A pussy eater, muncher, muff diver...
Huerra: That guy asked me if he could eat me out.. HEY J YOU FUCKIN CLAMMER!
clammer by Huerra November 21, 2006
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a guy that sucks a cum load out of a guys ass
james sucked toms cum load out of mikes ass
clammer by wanker1 August 15, 2005
A woman who has an STD and is willing to give it to her partner because of her sexual needs!
Jim: "Ay man look at Vasquez. He just felatioed with that Clammer. He's definitly got Herpe's or somethin'"

Man: " Yea dude, Susie's fasho been with atleast 50 guys!"

Vasquez: thought to himself: " I hope she doesn't have anything, her clam(vagina) is crusty and sploogin with green ooze!

Chick: " I can't wait to do him. It's been so long since I been with someone, because my herpes wouldn't heal!"
Clammer by Jim LJ November 16, 2010

Clammer Hammer 

When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
"I put on the clammer hammer for Stacy last night"
Clammer Hammer by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

Tit Clammer

The action of black people putting clams in inappropriate places and hitting people with their tits.
That black boy was being an angry tit clammer.
Tit Clammer by Biznitchhh3 September 12, 2011

The wild clammer 

when a male and female are in the bed and the male is so horny to get it, the female teases the male by opening and closing her legs, not allowing him to "get it".
"holy shittt, last night, i was so stoned, mary was a total bitch and pulled the wild clammer on me!"

Louisiana Toe Clammer 

When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.
Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.
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