Clamapple

The terrible mixture of beer, Jim Bean Apple, and Clamato juice.

Man: May I have one clamapple to go, please?

by 3.14159263589 May 15, 2016

Clamlapper

One who enjoys the fine art of devouring some tasty tuna. Props to the late, great Bill Hicks for this one.

Are you familiar with the video series Clamlappers 1-50?

by onenut March 5, 2003

Crabapple

Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.

by JimmyKimmmel November 7, 2013

reverse crabapple

When Seamus A.K.A SSoHPKC plays the game "Beyond:Two Souls" and takes down a terrorist by wrapping his character's body around their backside, bringing them to the floor and snapping their neck

"Oh man she just used the reverse crabapple on him!"

by Gam3rbl00d October 21, 2013

CrabApple

A person who is super grumpy

Juandre is such a freaking crabapple today. Stop being a crabapple Juandre.

by FiddlyFingers55 May 22, 2018

crabapple

1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.

Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.

by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013

Crabapple

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005