1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.

Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.

crabapple by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013

Crabapple

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

Crabapple by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Crabapple

A short man with a hung penis

Dauym, tyler may not be a crabapple but his penis is huge.

Crabapple by Wordsmitasta May 21, 2021

Crabapple Nipples

When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple

Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"

Crabapple Nipples by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

Crabapple tree by vodka martini November 11, 2005

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026