Crabapple

Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne looks like a crabapple.

by JimmyKimmmel November 7, 2013

CrabApple

A person who is super grumpy

Juandre is such a freaking crabapple today. Stop being a crabapple Juandre.

by FiddlyFingers55 May 22, 2018

crabapple

1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.

Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.

by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013

Crabapple

-A cranky ugly bitch

What the fuck is that crabapple's problem? I only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Crabapple

A short man with a hung penis

Dauym, tyler may not be a crabapple but his penis is huge.

by Wordsmitasta May 21, 2021

Crabapple Nipples

When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple

Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

Crabapple tree

A place for a crabby person to sit and be crabby.

See also: crabapple

I'd stay away from her today...she is in her crabapple tree.

by vodka martini November 11, 2005