1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.
Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.
by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013
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Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!
by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013
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N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.
Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.
by Tom Denzemore August 27, 2007
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An exclamation that just comes out when you're angry. Not technically a swear!
Describing someone/something that is stupid or useless.
SHITZAM! My crabapple phone is at 3%!
CRABAPPLES! I don't want to ski backwards off that cliff!
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It's the nickname used for the new mini macs that just came out. This word derived from the company name/logo. What's smaller than an Apple? Crabapples!
That new crabapple you got is really cool. Now all we need is a folding keyboard and my tablit and we're set!
by Kamui.EXE January 31, 2005
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