Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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1) A person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. That, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) A person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.
Did you ever notice Tina's eyes were too close together, prolly? Yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn't realize.
by BackupRightFielder October 11, 2013
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Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!
by Dr. Bohner November 17, 2013
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N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.
Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.
by Tom Denzemore August 27, 2007
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An exclamation that just comes out when you're angry. Not technically a swear!
Describing someone/something that is stupid or useless.
SHITZAM! My crabapple phone is at 3%!
CRABAPPLES! I don't want to ski backwards off that cliff!
by allieh acob February 28, 2016
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