clamage 

An alternative way of saying gay.

Dude, your being so clamage!

clamage by cmorebutts May 4, 2008

Clamage 

2nd hand sweat transferred from one person to another leaving you feeling clammy

He had to wipe off the clamage after the dancing girl hugged him on the dancefloor.
He felt clamaged.

Clamage by CubanPeteUK August 7, 2023

clamateur

A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.

The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.

clamateur by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

clamagram 

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.

Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.

clamagram by gleenn July 22, 2017

calmage

Another form of British slang, similar to the term ‘calm’, used when agreeing or giving permission for something to be done, like consent. Calmage is the alternate phrasing, ending with age, pronounced ‘calm-idge’

‘Hey man, I need to go out to buy some Frosties, can you make my bed’
‘Calmage’
‘Cheers’

calmage by James wookong February 22, 2021

Calmageddon 

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously

A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity

Calmageddon by will6691 September 4, 2017

chlamaged goods 

when you have tested positiv for chlamydia and can't have sex

Chrystal: com' on Ron! Let's make sweet sweet luuv!?
Ron: Da'fuck Chrystal! you know I can't! I got chlamaged goods!!

chlamaged goods by mr. dripsalot April 25, 2010