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2nd hand sweat transferred from one person to another leaving you feeling clammy
He had to wipe off the clamage after the dancing girl hugged him on the dancefloor.
He felt clamaged.
Clamage by CubanPeteUK August 7, 2023
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A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.
The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.
clamateur by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

clamagram 

When a woman sends a picture of her vagina to someone. The female equivalent of a dick pic.
Eeeww, Sally just sent me a clamagram.
clamagram by gleenn July 22, 2017
Another form of British slang, similar to the term ‘calm’, used when agreeing or giving permission for something to be done, like consent. Calmage is the alternate phrasing, ending with age, pronounced ‘calm-idge’
‘Hey man, I need to go out to buy some Frosties, can you make my bed’
‘Calmage’
‘Cheers’
calmage by James wookong February 22, 2021

Calmageddon 

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously
A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity
Calmageddon by will6691 September 4, 2017

chlamaged goods 

when you have tested positiv for chlamydia and can't have sex
Chrystal: com' on Ron! Let's make sweet sweet luuv!?
Ron: Da'fuck Chrystal! you know I can't! I got chlamaged goods!!
chlamaged goods by mr. dripsalot April 25, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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