Claimage

The act of physically escalating a new sexual relationship in a public setting. Usually reserved for friends with benefits/fuck buddies.

(Guy puts arm around girl at a bar in a social context)

"Stop trying to claim me. We're not a couple."

"That's not claimage, I was just reaching for my drink."

Claimage by dbhaley July 19, 2009

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clamage

An alternative way of saying gay.

Dude, your being so clamage!

clamage by cmorebutts May 4, 2008

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climage

the illusion of climate (change)

Sudden stratospheric warmings may or may not have bearing on this whole climage change thing.

climage by AmyB--------- February 18, 2014

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Clamage

2nd hand sweat transferred from one person to another leaving you feeling clammy

He had to wipe off the clamage after the dancing girl hugged him on the dancefloor.
He felt clamaged.

Clamage by CubanPeteUK August 7, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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