Clakmat 

n. 1) Douche baggery in it's highest form. Often someone who will be hypocritical to the point where they do it in your face, just to show superiority or plain stupidity.

2) Someone who is completely oblivious the the obvious joke, or not recognizing blatant sarcasm. Often uses profanity awkwardly, and at inappropriate moments.

3) Someone who constantly tries to fit in, at the worst possible times, and almost always fails. Also likes to make other people feel like shit when ever they can do something that you can't.

1:"Wow man, you got a 65 on that quiz? DAMN. I got a 96..."
2:"Shut up, you clakmat."

3:"And by the converse of the transit..."
4:"HORSE ASSES"

5: "Racist jokes? That's just sad man, just plain sad..."
5: "Hey, want to hear a joke? A black guy goes into a bar and..."

Clakmat by NentertainmentS March 10, 2010

claymation 

An animation or movie created by manipulating clay models, taking photographs for every individual frame that are then concatenated to form the actual animation.

"This claymation was very nicely done."

claymation by Schneelocke December 22, 2004

clamateur

A naive male inexperienced in the workings of the fairer sex's farmyard apparatus.

The Lad had no idea what he was doing down there. He was a total clamateur.

clamateur by Jimmy_M March 19, 2006

clanmate 

1. A person who belongs to the same clan as you.
2. A familial bond with someone who is not blood.

1. My clanmate is good at knowing everything wrong with everyone.
2. My clanmate is like family to me.

clanmate by Chamred5 May 16, 2014

Claymate 

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Clay Aiken.
Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.

This nutty Claymate is freaking out because I said "Clay who"?

Claymate by SharxsOctopus September 3, 2012

clamato juice 

clam and tomato juice

those vamps are drinking their clamato juice again

clamato juice by emboo7 April 4, 2009

Claymation Studio

1. The location in which one is Making Clay, or defecating.
2. The Bathroom

"Hey man, I've got to visit the claymation studio before we leave."

Claymation Studio by Flawed Philosophy's Jake Jones October 14, 2009