Claimation 

The thoughts that live in your head rent-free.

Person A: What's up? You staring off into space Person B.
Person B: Oh sorry, just claimation. You know how it is Person A.

Claimation by Charli_unicrn August 11, 2024

Chalmation 

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984

No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.

Chalmation by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

claymation 

An animation or movie created by manipulating clay models, taking photographs for every individual frame that are then concatenated to form the actual animation.

"This claymation was very nicely done."

claymation by Schneelocke December 22, 2004

Claymation Studio

1. The location in which one is Making Clay, or defecating.
2. The Bathroom

"Hey man, I've got to visit the claymation studio before we leave."

Claymation Studio by Flawed Philosophy's Jake Jones October 14, 2009

chalmation 

An individual that belongs to one of many small communities throughout the U.S.. Originally found only in the "Parish", these nomads can be recognized by using such terms as "scattered gravy", "how's ya momma and dem", "up da road", and "make groceries".

The chalmations are going down da road to make groceries.

chalmation by chalmette_baby May 27, 2006

Clapation 

Used as a gauge of audience member approval or disapproval for certain questions or topics asked on a talk show.

Wendy Williams asked her co-host audience by clapation to decide whether or not this couple should stay married. clappation

Clapation by BooBoo2268 May 16, 2015

claymation ass 

A particularly lumpy and/or misshapen butt

Jimmy has a real claymation ass.

claymation ass by Daniel R Cady June 28, 2006