clairty 

a girl who's name was spelled wrong on her birth certificate. intended to be spelled clarity, is said clair+t not clair+ity

"Clarity? Is that you?"
"No, it's not. My name is Clairty. They spelled it wrong on my birth certificate"
"Oh. Too bad. Clarity, can I ask for a favor?"
"SAY MY NAME RIGHT YOU BITCH!"

clairty by lunaberry November 20, 2021

Post Nut Clarity 

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018

post-nut clarity 

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

post-nut clarity by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

Post Nut Clarity 

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).

Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)

Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.

1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.

2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.

Post Nut Clarity by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018

Post-Nut Clarity 

Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.

"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"

"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."

Post-Nut Clarity by TonyHamilton Ck May 10, 2019

Post Nut Clarity 

Hindsight in real time

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"

Post Nut Clarity by saladcock September 14, 2019

Post Fap Clarity 

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

Post Fap Clarity by poizunman December 31, 2011