Clairnett 

Clairnett is the best girlfriend you’ll ever have. Her friends define her as a annoying girl but she keeps you company, she’s funny outgoing and can be a crack head sometimes she gives good head and makes you feel good ! If you want a girlfriend or a best friend or a friend get you a clairnett

Clairnett is the goofiest

Yep that’s my girl 😌

Clairnett by Bri Silva October 12, 2019

Learned the clarinet at school 

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012

Rusty Clarinet 

The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.

Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”

Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021

learned the clarinet at school 

Euphemism for "I give great blow jobs"

John: I learned the clarinet at school
*sherlock eagerly removes pants*

learned the clarinet at school by marzia November 4, 2012

learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

learned the clarinet at school by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

Clarineticorn 

A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"

Clarineticorn by AAAHREALMONSTERS September 2, 2012

Clairsentience 

Clairsentience Is the ability to clearly feel energy or clear feeling. Feeling such things as emotions, thoughts, pain and yes even ghosts are made of energy. The stronger the energy of someones fears or thoughts the easier someone with clairsentience can feel it. It is an inner knowing the individual with the gift has come acustom to using and understanding as part of whom they are. For example the feeling of something is coming or knowing how someone is feeling and why. clairvoyance clairvoyant clairaudience

The girl must have been clairsentience, she/he knew the storm was coming days before it tore our little town to shreds.

Clairsentience by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016