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clague

To intentionally cause trouble for others for no apparent reason other than you are seemingly incapable of extracting enjoyment from your own life.
"He went and told the boss we were at the pub, he's done a Clague"
by asswhisperer July 14, 2015
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caitlin clague

The sexiest girlfriend any man could ever have, the sweetest most companionable, cute lady. She likes to party ad laugh and nothing will stop her from being happy
by >:) Pedo April 5, 2014
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caitlin clague

The ugliest girlfriend any man could never have, the meanest most evil, ugly witch. She likes to do meth and coke and nothing will stop her from being evil
Caitlin Clague is a UGLY WITCH
by Oil T. Baron April 8, 2025
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clagera

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.
Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.
by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008
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clagger

A person who is chronically late, and routinely flakes out on others.
Where the hell is that clagger; we're seriously outta here in 5 minutes, with or without him!
by Gadeanz August 14, 2010
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caguer

(Occitant regions of France) (Vulgar) To shift (defecate). Mostly in Occitan regions.
Tu me fais caguer = You're a pain in the ass.

Va caguer gros con ! = Piss off bastard.
by The Ultimate Cunt January 22, 2010
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clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.
Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.
by Downstrike October 6, 2005
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