Definitions by Gadeanz

Scaredy pants hands 

Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.

While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.

Scaredy pants hands by Gadeanz August 8, 2016

Piss Clepto

A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!

(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"

Piss Clepto by Gadeanz January 25, 2015

Stinkin Badges 

The art of throttling-up a ferocious batch of explosive diarrhea and unceremoniously splatterblasting the unsavory cauldron of liquid shit, all across a lover's unsuspecting chest. Commonly regarded as the preferred method of "deputizing" wannabee gangstas, as fake affiliates, into non-existant gangs, throughout the Southwestern United States, especially San Diego.

Shit, crap, steamer, diarrhea stinkin badges

Stinkin Badges by Gadeanz June 25, 2014

Hyper Liker 

When a compulsive Facebooker excessively LIKES every stupid post and comment he crosses.

If there's one thing I hate, it's a Hyper Liker! Watch, they'll all LIKE this.

Hyper Liker by Gadeanz May 30, 2014

clagger 

A person who is chronically late, and routinely flakes out on others.

Where the hell is that clagger; we're seriously outta here in 5 minutes, with or without him!

clagger by Gadeanz August 14, 2010

Dr. Laura SezNigga 

A hag who has no qualms layin' down the N-word; then reverses herself when her brain catches up to her big mouth.

Dr. Laura SezNigga sure has no qualms droppin' them N-bombs.

Dr. Laura SezNigga by Gadeanz August 14, 2010