Cagueta

The act of masturbating while defecating. Jerking off while pooping. Painting the wall white while sending an Obama for a swim.

"Filipe was late for class because he was doing a cagueta"
"So, what's your hobby?
I do at least one cagueta a day!"
"-How many caguetas do you do a week?
-At least 4.
-You have to pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers"

Cagueta by Bobobobobbobbobb March 19, 2019

cagetastic 

A mental state in which a person is both bland and action-packed. See Nicolas Cage's movies.

Ole Mister Freeman's heartattack was cagetastic.

Mary-Anne sure is a cagetastic fuck.

Nice frosted tips, Jake. They're cagetastic.

cagetastic by TrickFace Killah January 2, 2009

caguetou

potugese for the word snitch. Made famous by a rebelious left wing dude named coddy and also by a track called follow me, follow me by tejo, black alien and speed

quem que caguetou? translated to who is the snitch?

caguetou by caguetou June 16, 2005