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1. To behave as if one is conscious of descending from a superior position, or rank, in regards to how you perform your jobs and/or task. Also inferring that the individual can do your job better than you can
2. To micromanage a co-worker with excessive attention to minor, insignificant details that do not involve the individual.
3. To approach you with an immense intensity for following procedures, although the individual is not following procedures by coming to you with nonsense.
4. To address an issue with you that does not pertain to the individual, causing the individual to get very angry and tattletale to your mutual boss that you aren’t following directions
“Here comes Jake walking this way, he is going to CitCat you about some bullsh*t.”
“Did you see Marvin CitCating Pedro? No, what happened? Marvin walked up to Pedro and slammed a bunch of paperwork on Pedro’s desk and proceeded to unleash on Pedro like he’s not doing his job and that Marvin could do a better job if he had Pedro’s position. Wow that’s awful, Marvin isn’t Pedro’s boss. Did Pedro tell Marvin off? No he just yes-ed him to death so he walks away”
CitCat by C_fast August 19, 2015
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[citation needed] 

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.
1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"
[citation needed] by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011

Magnesium Citrate 

Tom took some magnesium citrate, making him immediately rush to the bathroom, causing him to shit his pants along the way
Magnesium Citrate by Gaythor October 29, 2019
A female who possesses the uncanny ability to citate with the proficiency of that veritable goddess of ciatations, Mary Jo Poleski.
Holy crap, did you see that TLB, it's citations were so damn thorough, you know its author was a citatrix!
citatrix by Punitive D April 18, 2005

citation needed 

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.
Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed
citation needed by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010

cicatrix 

A scar left by the formation of new connective tissue over a healing sore or wound.
cicatrix is a scar from surgery or trauma
cicatrix by borborygmus September 23, 2013

Ricer Citation 

A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.

note: there are different version of the ricer citation.

"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."

Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"

_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------

-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank

_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------

_Less than desirable paint job---------

-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------

_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------

_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------

-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----

_Incorrect badging:--------- ----

-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______

_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------

-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --

"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."

Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -

Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet

Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping

Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra

Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot.

Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.

Joe: Good Idea!
Ricer Citation by 2006_Mustang_GT September 11, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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