circumference

When you're coming and the chick is kneeling and spins in a circle underneath you, such that you create a cir-cum-ference on her body.

After she went down on my last night, I gave her not just a pearl necklace but a full circumference!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2014

circumferization

Flat Earthers definition of "globalization," the process by which businesses or other organizations develop international influence or start operating on an international scale around the circumference of the flat earth.

Circumferization has some positive and negative political, cultural, economic, and ethical consequences to flat earthers.

by pezantONE January 16, 2018

Circumferency

Like circumference, only kind of different. Makes more sense when high on marijuana.

Dude, the circumferency is hella big.

You mean circumference?

No. Circumferency

You're a dumbass

by the math god April 02, 2004

ass circumference

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm

Damn what is the ass circumference
?

by Bootyguru April 17, 2016

circumference index

This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.

Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.

1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing

She's hitting a 2 on the circumference index.

by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008

Circumference

When someone isn't in the circle of friends or circle of trust, but they're not a total stranger either. These people are the circumference friends.

Those who keep tabs on your every moves from a close distance.

As soon as you start making moves the circumference friends try to move into the inner circle.

by RUSure October 03, 2022

Circumferic

Adj: avoiding the center; directionally circumventing something. The opposite of centric.

Most companies are actually customer circumferic, not customer centric. - Dharmesh Shah, Founder & CTO of HubSpot

by kinzbro September 05, 2018