Cinching 

The main religious act of the Butthole Bandits, cinching involves sealing ones anal cavity with superglue and putty.

The act is performed in order to ensure that no sins are committed when one poops, and that holiness is kept inside.

Cinching is completed as an initiation process and patrons of the butthole bandits have the act completed by the butthole brigade.

Guaranteed attendance to heaven within two weeks of being cinched.

Susan! I’ve been cinched recently and I feel like a new woman! You should think about getting some cinching done as well!

Cinching by Pyjama pants January 2, 2020

butt clinching 

Tightness of your ass. Can be used when playing a game and either you are winning or losing.

I was butt clinching my ass while playing this game.

butt clinching by eaudetoilet January 2, 2017

conching 

-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.

The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.

CONCHER
-noun-

One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.

Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.

"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"

"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"

"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"

conching by Donny Pro-Am April 2, 2008

conching 

1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.

1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.

2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.

3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.

conching by bert and ernie July 25, 2006

conching 

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching

Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!

conching by Dale W. March 28, 2008

Crinching 

Chewing your cheeks

I was crinching ealier today in the privacy of my home-office.

Crinching by chrinchers December 23, 2010

Butt clinching 

a man squeezing their glutes together during oral sex to make it last longer.

The adult actor was butt clinching to last the whole hour.

Butt clinching by Coop Dupe June 9, 2018