by chrinchers December 23, 2010
Get the Crinching mug.English slang originating in the city of Plymouth. It means to cry falsely or attempt to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by:
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or
2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.
1 children under ten to gain concessions from their parents or
2 silly bitches with acute princess syndrome who didn’t get their own way.
1 But mum everyone else is going!
Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?
Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.
Well you’re not, so stop your crinting and live with it
2 How could you possibly do this to me?
Very easily! You’re a total pain in the arse so stop your crinting an fuck off.
by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019
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English slang from the South-West, it means to try to cry in order to evoke sympathy. Usually practised by children under ten in order to try to gain concessions from parents.
by Croatalin February 1, 2014
Get the Crinting mug.The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.
I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.
by Ryjamin October 6, 2011
Get the Crouching Uncle mug.What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
Get the Clenching Chowder mug.A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.
Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
by Wheatboi February 23, 2019
Get the Cringling for a Pringling mug.1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.
Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.
Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
by JMUK July 17, 2012
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