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A Malay slang which has quite a lot of definitions

1. Used to make ones statement as a sarcasm or a joke. Usually followed by throwing some weird gang sign.

English ver= "jk/just kidding"

2. Used when you're surprised or felt suspicious of a statement

English ver= "seriously?"

3. A bit or small amount of something

4. Placed at the end of a sentence which doesn't contribute to the sentence at all
Example:

1. Weh, muka kau hodoh siak. Ciked.
(Dude, your face looks like a dustbin. Just kidding.)

2. Kena pergi makmal ciked?

(We need to go to the lab, seriously?)

3. Nak ayam ciked

(Can I have a small portion of your chicken)

4. Lawak ciked
(Haha very funny)
Ciked by makkaugreen December 26, 2021
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Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
Related Words
Ciked caked caked up cited caked out cike cised Coked Up Caked it coked
There ability some have to sense who has cocaine.
Wonda has this uncanny cokedar to sniff out which guys at a party have cocaine.
Cokedar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Caked up 

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good
Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”
Caked up by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018

Muffin-caked 

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.
Muffin-caked by TrishaE September 27, 2019
A very very good YouTube channel. He does pretty good videos and has over 5 million subscribers!
cakedy by Cakerson May 25, 2016
A derogatory term for adherents of the Christian denomination "Christian Identity" associating their beliefs with that of the Talmud.

Developed late 2019 by imposing "Christian Identity"'s abbreviation CI with the derogative term for Jews "kike" to form "CIke", which is often pronounced "sike".
"Cikes aren't real Christians and prefer the teachings of the Talmud over the Christian bible."
Cike by this_iznt_a_pseudonym June 23, 2021