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The feeling you get when you are high on coccaine.
I feel like superman on roller skates.
coked by tkeeo_754 May 13, 2005
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A term used in a bar when you stop supplying alcohol to an obviously inebriated person and substitute all forms of liquid intake with Coke.
Oh man, look at Pat he's so drunk that he just pissed his pants and fell down the steps. Yeah Mike just told the bartender that he's been coked.
coked by BigPK January 2, 2011
When one irritates a bartender, or appears intoxicated, the bartender will make them a mixed drink without any booze (waving the bottle over the glass but not pouring any liquid). And charging them for a mixed drink when only giving them a glass of coke.
Coked by wastedproof October 1, 2007

Coked Up 

Being Under the influence of Cocaine Hydrochloride. See Jacked Up
I got ahold of a ball and was coked up till 9am at my boy's house.
Coked Up by TheHose February 2, 2005
What happens when you're introduced to some good cocaine.
I am so coked out. This was some really good blow.
Coked Out by Amanda February 20, 2005

coked up 

acting like you are under the influence of cocaine, whether you are or not.
alternate: going crazy with pent up energy for no apparent reason.
Dude, Jamie is so coked up on caffeine right now. Don't even try talking to her right now.

I am so coked up, and I have no idea why. I just need to dance or something.
coked up by Kricketpalooza November 28, 2007

coked up retard 

Someone is who is so coked up on the devils dust that they can’t function properly and keep fucking shit up
“Hey Jesse, you’re late to work again, that’s 3 times this week, you’re a fucking coked up retard”
coked up retard by Gaddo4 December 2, 2020
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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