Definitions by TrishaE

Glump 

Liquid-filled lumps found on a person’s back.

Dad’s shirt got stuck on his glump.

Glump by TrishaE November 13, 2020

Skibble 

When a cat plays with dried up food across the floor.

Oh Look at the kitty skibble that dried up old sausage across the kitchen

Skibble by TrishaE January 7, 2020

Skibble 

When a cat plays with dried up food across the floor.

Oh Look at the kitty skibble that dried up old sausage across the kitchen

Skibble by TrishaE January 7, 2020

Li’l Dumpling 

A plump toddler with a big tummy that makes them sway back and forth while walking on sandy beaches.

“Li’l Dumpling,” Momma said, “your mushroom soup is ready.”

Li’l Dumpling by TrishaE January 6, 2020

Cancel the clown 

A desperate and somewhat dishonest technique parents use in which the parent announces that, due to poor behaviour, they’ve had to cancel an exciting event or activity they’d had planned. The parent, however, never actually planned the event in the first place.

“That’s it,” the mom told her misbehaving children, “I had to cancel the clown I’d booked for this afternoon!”

Cancel the clown by TrishaE October 23, 2019

Muffin-caked 

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

Muffin-caked by TrishaE September 27, 2019

Co-or 

An expression used in place of a long sigh.

Co-or, Marjorie said when seeing the stack of dishes in the sink.

Co-or by TrishaE September 4, 2019