cigerettes

Cigerettes: Refers to the trashy people in town that have that wierd drugged out drawl in their speech. Typically using the word fuckin just about every other word. They often smell like they shower in newports. Usually use i seent it or i seen them in a sentence. Typical High School druggie who hasn't amounted to much probably still lives in their small town with parents or in a nasty apartment that stinks like cigerettes. Usually uses drugs such as suboxone, xanax, hydros, etc The person who can get you some kind of drugs but you don't wanna bother becuase they will probably short you or make you go through hoops to do so.

"Dude Kyle and Tyler are such fucking cigerettes" *immitating Kyle or tyler voice* "Yo DUDE was with my fuckin girl kristal the other day and i seent her fuckin smokin a cig and i said blah blah blah. "Me and Kyle were fuckin down at the Insert mini mart here and he fuckin won like 20 bucks on a scratch off so we went and got some fuckin klonopins from fuckin Ryan"

by Pwnnoobzors November 16, 2017

Human Cigarette Butt

Person who smells like a wet ash tray, has brown stained teeth and a raspy smoker's voice.

Lynn has not been able to get a job because she looks like a human cigarette butt.

by The #1 Joker October 7, 2012

going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

Cigarette Abuse

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

by JCY60! December 8, 2013

cigarette destructor

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

by Telephony February 21, 2013

Buying Cigarettes

Leaving your family forever.

My daddy left, said he was "buying cigarettes." That was 7 years ago.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 7, 2018

Kent Cigarettes

Kent Cigarettes, created in 1952 by Loillard, named after the company president, Herbert Kent, were the first smoke to have a filter. Kents became very popular among the rich and famous, includin' the coolest man to ever live, Dino Martin.

We all know that no cigarette was worthy of Dino Martin's use, but Kent Cigarettes was Dino's brand of choice.

by kentsmokerguy December 1, 2006