When your Filipinoneighbors invite you to eat at their house this is how you politely accept their offer.
Kuya pa chupa :)
ps. plus points if you look them in the eye and smile while saying this.
Him: Hey man wanna have some dinner at my house? wife baked lamb chops.
You: Sure man, Kuya pa chupa.
When they welcome you in:
Before you enter always say "kuya pa chupa" with a smile to greet them.
Chuhang is the type of person who is adamant of what he believes in. He likes to know the context of things. Ex. He would wonder why you identify more as a cat burrito than a dino nugget. Although he seems to have an iron wall around him at first, he treats his friends really well. He is also a dark humor fanatic. If you don't like dark humor, you probably don't like Chuhang.
A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet rollchupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!